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George climbs up to the balcony and blinks in suprise at Merlin and Ronda.

"What the heek are you two doing here!" he squeeks. "I've got to set up Shiloh's med bay. Unless you're here to help, clear out."

~Shiloh

"All is chaos under heaven."
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"Ummm...let's see...not sure I was, I thought you would be, I couldn't, I didn't know myself, and yes.

Grabs her in a hug of his own.
"And it's sooooo good to see you, and to be back in the hood. There's a lot you need to know."

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Meanwhile, back in the tunnels with badgers...

The forumites ran wildly through the tunnels, making various turns all over the place, hoping to lose the badgers... but alas, the badgers were not too far behind Grassie's tail.
"Umm... plan here!" panted frontmullet.
"My... legs..." panted Dr Warrell.
"Must go faster..." Speedy panted, trying to move her legs faster. Unfortunately, the tunnel is not wide or high enough for her to fly.
"Keep going! I can't go on!" Grassie said, slowing down.
"We're not leaving you behind!" yelled MrD as he stopped and picked up the ferret and began to run again, but since he had stopped, he was not reaching the same momentum he was before.
A miracle needs to happen sometime soon, in order to save these forumites from becoming... well... a mush after angry badgers reach them!
Finally...
"A DOOR!" Speedy said loudly.
Sure enough, there was a metal door not too far away... only a hundred meters or so.
"So... close..." said Dr Warrell.
Grassie jumped down from MrD's grasp.
"Keep going! I'll thwart the badgers!" said Grassie as he began to dig.
The others continued to run until they got to the door. They ran into the room and closed it part way.
The door itself was steel-like, as well as the walls and floors around it.
"I feel safe in here..." commented frontmullet.
"I'll feel safer once Grassie gets in here... where is he!" Speedy cried.
The badgers came into view and saw the door.
"Stop them!" shouted the first one, but suddenly, he disappeared. Soon, the others followed in suit, I mean disappearing. Loud badger curses filled the air.
Suddenly a small hole appeared in front of them and a white ferret head popped out.
"Grassie!" the forumites cried.
Grassie climbed out of the whole, so tired from the spontaneous digging.
Dr Warrel, who was near the door, reached out, grabbed Grassie's fur, and pulled him in. Speedy shut the door and locked it.
"Grassie, what did you do?" asked MrD.
"I made... a huge hole... made small... passage out... for me..." Grassie gasped.
"Grassie, you're so brave..." Speedy commented.
"Indeed. We owe you one," said frontmullet.
Grassie smiled. "All I want right now is some rest. Can we sleep?"
"Sure, that couldn't hurt..." said Dr Warrell.
"It could, particularly if more badgers appear suddenly... how about if we take a 2 hour nap? Well, two people stand guard as the other three sleep, with Grassie sleeping the entire time?" suggested MrD.
"No, don't make me be the odd one out..." said Grassie.
"Well, if you want to watch, you can, but you sleep first. I'll be on first watch... who else wants to be?" asked Speedy.
"I will," said frontmullet.
"Ok, then MrD and Dr Warrell can do shift two. After that, we explore this steel room..." Speedy said.
But Grassie was already asleep.

Studying gives you knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. I am learning how to be corrupt.

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If only Elkae could have been there to see the joy on the faces of Grizz and Veronica. If only Elkae had clothes that could compete with Grizz and Veronica. If only ... oh, never mind. Life was good again.

Oh Mr. Badger? Do you think the prison library has a copy of the movie "Stargate"? It would help me get back to sleep, I'm sure.

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Dr Warrell quickly feel asleep when he laid down. He went over the events that has happened since... oh geez! Since he arrived in this place! What craziness! What lack of knowledge! But then again, what lack of an adventurous spirit he has...
'Bother the scientific life...' Dr Warrell drempt, 'This is not what I want to do with my life. Why, when I was a child, I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
'Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Aspen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!
With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.'

And in the background, Speedy, MrD, frontmullet, and Grassie were all stepping in time and being the backup singers.

'He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.'

Dr Warrell:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Backup singers:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Dr Warrell:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

backup singers:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?! Confused

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Dr Warrell:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

backup singers:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?! Confused
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...


Suddenly, Speedy walks up to Dr Warrel, holds him by the shoulder and asks, 'Are you okay?'

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay..." Dr Warrell sang in his sleep.
Speedy shook his shoulder harder.
"Dr Warrell!"
"Oh... wha?" Dr Warrell asked as he was woken up.
"You were talking in your sleep. Just making sure you're okay. Also, it's your turn to do watch," Speedy said.
"Oh... okay... Sad " Dr Warrell said, missing his lumberjack dream already.

Studying gives you knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. I am learning how to be corrupt.

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Previously

The badger gaurds rudely awakened the Ancient One from his sleep. Excitedly they related the story of the Golden Kachina doll that had been delivered to the human and the details of it's shape.

With enlightenment and understanding, and great seriousness, the old badger related how the Kachina the guards had seen was indeed very powerful, Created over 300 years ago by a human Shaman with great care and ceremony, it was extremely powerful.

He instructed the gaurds that they were to notify him immediately anytime they saw the human performing any kind of a ritual pouring action with the Golden Kachina doll. In the mean time he would come and investigate on his own just to be sure the gaurds observations were correct.

The old one reached the cell just as Elkae was about to perform the ritual pouring of the libation and telling the guards and attendants it would be harmful for them to observe this ritual, he dismissed them.

Once the guards had left the cell area, he turned back towards Elkae and cleared his throat. "Mggmmmm, pardon me, but could an old badger bother you for some of that Hazelnut Elixer of yours Madam? Happy"
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High atop a roof over looking the Institution Hood Kestryll is lying on his stomach. His chin resting on his arms. He turns his head to the silent figure sitting next to him.

Grizz is looking rather snazzy this evening. Veronica is looking better too. Too bad Merlin and Ronda are about to get into trouble for breaking into Shiloh's place. Of course they could have saved themselves the trouble if they had bothered to really study that stone. 'Med Lab Opening Soon' would be a dead give away. Then again, it probably could have been a little more obvious, but there wasn't much room to begin with...

You don't say much do you?

There's a slight scraping sound from the shadows along the back wall. Kestryll smirks.

No, you're staying right there until I'm done with you. No cones in DISCO. Period. Understood?
*scrape*
Good. I'll send you back to your little friends soon. I want to make sure everything is calm again.

Kestryll goes back to watching over the Hood. The little red cone shivers silently in the darkness.
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Speedy (the whole thing) ... not to mention
quote:
The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip

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I don't know which is more frightening. The fact that Dr. Warrell is dreaming it, or that Speedy knows the whole bit. Rolling

P.s. Grizz, Nice suit! Rolling
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(bows) Oh thank you, thank you! I would like to thank Monty Python for the originality of the script, as well as the 'copy' and 'paste' commands for helping me complete the performance. Thank you all!

Big Grin

But also, my final exam for my web publishing class in high school was to make a website with the ENTIRE lyrics of that song (which is what you see here, minus the last 2 lines which didn't seem to make sense with my little plot there). Let me say the teacher is a big Python fan and I got an A on the exam and class. Smile

Studying gives you knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. I am learning how to be corrupt.

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Welcome to my ... home ... Ancient One. Please, sit down.

Elkae has but one glass so she fills it to the rim with the sweet libation and passes the amber kachina to her guest.

Please, help yourself.

Elkae shows proper respect for the Medicine Badger and waits for him to speak again.

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Thanks Kestryll. As Veronica pointed out, it's just an old rag by Armani.



Mockery

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By the powers vested in me, I hereby proclaim this

[[[[[HUG YOUR HOMIES DAY]]]]]

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[[[everyone]]]

Studying gives you knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. I am learning how to be corrupt.

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Off Topic Happy [[[[HOMIES]]]]

And Welcome back, Shiloh...erm...George and Almech! Wink2

Back to the story:

Veronica is talking a mile a minute. Oh, not about the all important discoveries that Grizz had made, but about an addition to the store.

"So I was thinking, back in this corner we could display the Gucci bags and then over here would be the..." Her suggestions continue on for a good long while.
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"The Old One gratefully accepted the elixer and took a sip, obviously enjoying the warmth and deliciouls Hazelnut Favour. He looked up at Elkae. "Hmmmm, this is a crafty one" Thought the Old One as he studied Elkae. "Not to be trifled with by a slow witted badger, young or old."

The Old One spoke, "Of course you are aware their are others here attempting to realize your release, yet, you do not seem to be so ancious to leave these elaborate quarters. The sentence you must serve, but I see no reason why you must remain inside this cell.

Their are no links from this age now. And only one exit door exists, as it does on all ages, and we are very securly gaurding it. Secure until the day you must use it to return fully to the realm of the living. In the meantime, perhaps we can make your stay more accommadating, providing you cooperate?" The old badger handed the glass back to Elkae, not quite empty, curious to see what she would do and say.
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The words of The Old One were plain. She believed she understood his peace offering. What she did not understand was the motive behind it. Fearing a test (or worse, a trap) she chose her words carefully.

I have committed crimes according to the laws of my people. For crimes, there are punishments. I accept my crimes and my punishments. My spirit cannot otherwise be cleansed.

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Off Topic Okay. I'll nibble...

{{{{{{{Everyone!}}}}}}}}

Now back to your regularly scheduled Nut House.

[This message was edited by Kestryll on Tue April 20 2004 at 08:53 PM.]
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((((((((homies)))))))))

And g'night everybody. Yawn!

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"If we don't have it, you don't need it!"
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The old badger stood. "You certainly did commit crimes, you scared the bejeebe!!!! Huhhmmm, I mean, Indeed you have committed serious crimes, but not just against your people. Traveling through, or appearing to travel into and through the underworld of which the Badger is a keeper can have serious if not unpredictable consequences.

However, you are free to move about, but if you should have visitors........." The Old One did not finish the sentence. Just looked at Elkae and departed the cell, taking the gaurds with him and leaving the doors fixed, but unlocked.

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