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Sheesh, pretty soon everyone is going to be making clones of themselves! VeryHappy

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When Speedy and Dr Osmostien got to the bottom of the stairs, FM had collected three more badgers, making the total being 4 unconscious badgers on the floor.
"Oh my..." Speedy started.
"Oh no! Stop stop!" yelled Dr Osmostien.
FM backed away from the door.
"Quiet, will you? I'm hunting badger!" he said. "Did you find any rope?"
"Does this look like rope?" asks Speedy, pointed at Dr Osmostien.
"Well... can you make rope? We could use his hair and form braids..." said FM as he approached Dr Osmostien.
"Oh dear dear..." Dr Osmostien muttered. He was still holding onto his magnifying glass. When FM got close enough, Dr Osmostien lifted up his arm and brought the magnifying glass down on top of his head. FM stodd there stunned, and then he fell to the floor.
"Doctor! Did you kill him?" asked Speedy ask she ran to FM's side.
"Oh no. He's just knocked out, vhich is for the best right now. Hov many mushrooms have you all had since you've been here?" Osmostien asked.
"Oh... I don't know. I haven't eaten that much since I am not a big fan of mushrooms. But I bet the others have..." Speedy said after thinking for a few minutes.
"Ahh, that explains it. If they have had any of the mushrooms in this vorld, it makes them... you know... a little loco, like this person here..." Dr Osmostien explained.
"Ahh... which explains why Dr Warrell was singing in his sleep earlier..." said Speedy.
"Vho?"
"Dr Warrell, one of the members of our group." Speedy said as she pointed to his sleeping body.
"AHH!! At last, another scientist!" Dr Osmostien said excitedly. He ran over and shook Dr Warrell awake.
"Is it true? Are you really a scientist?" Dr Osmostien asked as Dr Warrell woke up.
"Wha..." said Dr Warrell all confused.
The new outburst from Dr Osmostien woke up MrD and Grassie too.
"Grr... is it time for breakfast?" asked MrD.
"And who is this guy?" asked Grassie.
"MrD, Grassie, Dr Warrell, meet Dr Osmostien," Speedy introduced.

Studying gives you knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. I am learning how to be corrupt.

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lol @ Veronica. That is great! VeryHappy

Studying gives you knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. I am learning how to be corrupt.

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Leaving one badger on gaurd at the door, the others had gone to look for other exits out of the metal container the now fugitives were in. Returning, it did not take them long to determine what had happened seeing the bits of badger fur and drops of badger blood on the door. This did not improve the mood of the badgers one bit who had been chasing the badger age interlopers.

One of the smaller badgers looking at the metal door intently spoke to the much larger Big Hoss badger near by. "You know, that thing reminds me of a kettle. Seeing as these fugtives have taken one or more of our brother badgers and possibly injured or killed them, do you think we'll get to eat them when we catch them? Which do you think we should eat first? I vote no on the scrawny one with the white coat on. But perhaps he could be saved for later. The other older human is questionable, but is a possibility. Of course there is the ferret, but for all of us, I fear he would be little more then a snack. What about that bird?"


Big Hoss Badger suddenly got a huge grin on his face as visions of his favorite foods came to mind. Mountains of mashed potatoes with mushroom gravy. Pickled beets, and candied apples. And the bird, let's see roasted and golden brown or perhaps mesquite smoked. He sure hoped he got the legs. That bird had some delicious looking legs." I don't know Little Badger, personally, I vote we eat the bird first. What do you think Festus?"

"Now I don't no ty'all. The Old One ainta likely to take kindly to usen wanting to eat these heren bad folks. He seems ta have a certain fondness for the prizner. Still, theyen did take one of our own and apparently injured or k.k.killed em. Perhaps if Miss Kitty wasan to talk to the Old One he could be persuaded. But see here! How ween gon to get them thar characters outen their anyway? Seemen like we need some kinda ovan can opener. But ifn we are going to eat any of them first. I vote for the youngun human. I think he would be the tenderest and best tasting to start with. I think I heard one of the others call him FM."

Butch badger turned to Sundance badger and asked, "Sundance, did you bring the dynamite? that ought to make a good can opener." Sundance responded, "No, but I know where it is and can get it in a hurry."

Between the badgers being hungry and one of their own taken and possibly injured or worse, they were properly motivated to a frenzy and began tunneling around the base of the enclosure and underneath it, while Sundance Badger went to retrieve the appropriate can opener.
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Sorry to ask but what _are_ Homies?


I was going to ask the same thing. But now that I know:

{{{{{Homies}}}}} Happy
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Off Topic The word denotes more than just friends; it's neighbors, members of your 'hood.

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Did someone say coffee?
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Merlin walks into the breakfest area.

"Hello Ronda! I apologize for my long abscence, I wanted to deliver those linking books we found."

"No problem Merlin. Have you tried their Danish?"

"I'm afraid I haven't, seeing as I only have been here one day.
However, I do enjoy eating blueberry muffins, and there's a box of them right there. Would you like one?"

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Merlin in the Institution and Mysti in the A&C
Team Bahro Agents
Infiltration, Rescue, Espionage, and Puzzle-Solving
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Veronica walks into the DISCO and takes a good hard look at Grizz. She looks down at her shorts and tee shirt and then at the suit he is wearing minus a tie.

"I'm glad to see you like my idea for the store", she says a bit sarcastically, however it was meant to be teasingly.

She heads to the corner of the store she wants to rearrange, talking all the while, "I was thinking we could move this shelf over there and move this spelunking equipment to sub-level 3, I mean do we really need it right here?
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{{{{Homies}}} We be chillin' in our cribs

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"Where are the donuts?" - Atrus (realMyst)
Save URU Live
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Elkae awoke with a bit of a headache.

Oh Sir? Mr. Badger Guard? Could I get a bottle of Extra Strength Excedrin?

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Did someone say coffee?
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Professor T arrives at DISCO.

"Grizz, you're back! And looking very smart too, if I may say so. I wish I had something a little more - Veronica! A Gucci blazer! For me? Oh I think this is going to be the start of a new Age of Elegance. Now Veronica, I'll shortly be roasting my nuts and wonder if you can supply me with a large brazier."

Veronica gives the professor a hard stare and disappears for a few minutes. She returns to the counter and holds up an object in front of the professor. It doesn't look terribly flame-proof.

"Hmmm. It's going to have to be very hot."

Veronica raises an eyebrow and disappears again. She returns with another, ah, object, this time in red. She holds it up for the professor's approval. He looks at it thoughtfully for a few moments, his head on one side.

"Hmmm. Won't they fall through the holes?"
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Grizz looks at Veronica, and grins (that evil one again).

"You're the manager." he said. "Seems to me like that's a management decision."

He looks at her again.

Gently he says, "Uhhh...Nica?...now that you're the manager, don't you think you ought to dress for it a little more appropriately? You might check those crates that just got delivered. I had the delivery guys move them to the work aisle on the first sub-level. Now I'm not criticizin' you understand, and you might not want the four inch heels as part of the ensemble, but you might want to look just a tad more stylish, don't you think?" Twisted

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The DISCO - for high fashion in your hood!
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Hello Proffesor Thietris Squirrel!
Have you checked your desk perchance?
I left a few things for thou.
Also, I would like to offer my services as a researcher, explorer, sorcerer, and summarizer to yourself your marvelous Institute.

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Merlin in the Institution and Mysti in the A&C
Team Bahro Agents
Infiltration, Rescue, Espionage, and Puzzle-Solving
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Veronica blushes. "Well, erm..."

Wishing to get back into the good graces of the Professor she decides to surprise him with a belated birthday gift.

"Sir, you said you wish to be more stylish? Please...step this way...oh no, but I insist."

When the Professor steps from the dressing room, he is sporting a new look.
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_Elkae awoke with a bit of a headache._

Oh Sir? Mr. Badger Guard? Could I get a bottle of Extra Strength Excedrin?

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_Did someone say coffee?_


Before long, a badger gaurd appeared with an X-Tra size Excedrin Strength Bottle for Elkae. It hadn't taken long to deliver it as the Old One stocked an ample supply for his old bones and several badgers were suffering rather massive headaches from the Bop the Badger game in play. Smile
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Mockery Thietris.

Rolling
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Sporting his elegant new look, Professor T returns to his office, and is accosted en route by a young man of somewhat flowery language.

"Er - oh - greetings Master Merlin. Had I not one whit more guile I would have surmised, perchance, that you be some sort of sorcerer. Nay, lead the way into my abode, wherein I will show you to this small closet towards the gloomy nether regions of my office. I open the door, thus, and bid you enter. Privy - take a seat."

Professor T slams the door of the closet and locks it from the outside.

"Phew!"
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Elkae popped three of the miracle tablets into her mouth and chased them with a cup of badger coffee. Relief was on its way. Yesterday's frenetic activity had taken a lot out of the trepid Uruist.

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Did someone say coffee?
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Veronica is still holding the red, ah object, in her hand. She looks at Grizz to ask, "Why would the Professor need this?" She holds it up in front of his face.
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Privy - take a seat."
I'm not sure if this is deliberate, but it's hysterical anyway! VeryHappy

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Everybody's imaginary friend
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"Well, he said something about roasting some nuts; Cornish nuts I believe he said. Ummm...maybe he better have this too."

Grizz places a bag of charcoal briquets on top of the brazier.

"And this!"

He adds a can of lighter fluid.

"Oh yeah, and these."

Puts a box of matches on the top.

"Now you better hustle up there with all of that. The Prof. doesn't like to be kept waiting."

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The DISCO - for high fashion in your hood!

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