Cordelia thanks her lucky stars that
those smelly trainers aren't coming her way - she was
dreading the thought of them arriving with her morning's
post
I was going to say
something else about 4 pages ago but I've been laughing
so much that I've completely forgotten it. Oh well,
never mind, I'm sure it can wait another 4 pages
Cordelia Personal
Assistant to Professor Thietris Squirrel, CEO,
President and Managing Director, Institution of
Advanced Exploration of Myst Worlds
Fashionable umbrellas for
fashionable people, any time, any place, any
where!
Elkae Dr. Elkae Knutsson, Dir., Dept. of
Stymied Peregrinations & Asinine Mischief, Inst. of Advanced
Exploration of Myst Worlds
posted
"Actually, you can get the staff. It's
one of the more easily spread infections (and one of the
toughest to eradicate). Well, thank you for your help. I
do appreciate it. If you don't mind, I think I'll go out
and eat on the rocks in the light
garden."
Elkae Dr. Elkae Knutsson, Dir., Dept. of
Stymied Peregrinations & Asinine Mischief, Inst. of Advanced
Exploration of Myst Worlds
posted
Bizzy came out of his secret door just about the time
the guest speaker arrived in the light garden. He took
one look at her and decided, for his own good, to look
and walk the other way. He just hoped she didn't make
too big a mess with that huge plate of food. It's hard
work keeping those rocks
clean.
Elkae Dr. Elkae Knutsson, Dir., Dept. of
Stymied Peregrinations & Asinine Mischief, Inst. of Advanced
Exploration of Myst Worlds
posted
Today's guest speaker finishes her
plate, empties her coffee cup and looks around for a
trash can. Not finding one, she walks up the stairs to
the courtyard. None there, either. She then notices the
sign directing visitors to the classroom so she heads
that way.
Seeing the classroom door open, she
peeks her head in the door and asks the little squirrel
at the desk,
"Yoohoo? Can I leave my trash
with you, sir?"
Just when you think you've escaped Latin, it rises from
the dead in the most unusual ways. Kindof like
me. ____________________ In need of a little
S.P.A.M.? Try the Institution. Institution of Advanced Exploration of
Myst Worlds
Elkae Dr. Elkae Knutsson, Dir., Dept. of
Stymied Peregrinations & Asinine Mischief, Inst. of Advanced
Exploration of Myst Worlds
posted
"I don't need your facilities. I need a
place to put my trash. Please don't make we walk all the
way back there in these stiletto
heels." ____________________ In need of a
little S.P.A.M.? Try the Institution. Institution of Advanced Exploration of
Myst Worlds
Elkae Dr. Elkae Knutsson, Dir., Dept. of
Stymied Peregrinations & Asinine Mischief, Inst. of Advanced
Exploration of Myst Worlds
posted
"My aren't we snippy for a receptionist!
Yes, of course, it's next door. But now tell me. How far
have YOU ever walked in stiletto heels? Hmmmm? Do you
realize how many steps it takes just to make it down
that long hallway? Do
you?"
Thietris Professor Thietris Squirrel, CEO,
President and Managing Director, Institution of Advanced Exploration
of Myst Worlds
posted
"Madam, I- ah, Master Merlin! Would you
be so kind as to take this lady's rubbish and put it in
a litter bin - er, trash can, please? Thank you so
much."
Elkae Dr. Elkae Knutsson, Dir., Dept. of
Stymied Peregrinations & Asinine Mischief, Inst. of Advanced
Exploration of Myst Worlds
posted
CC isn't a bit amused. "'Merlin' ... ha!
Now you're going to try to convince me you're King
Arthur? I'll have you know I'm a renowned geologist
invited here today by your boss, Professor Thietris
Squirrel. I will be addressing your Institution later
today and I will not be treated with disrespect. I would
like to speak with Thietris now. Right
now."
Experimental Program 1
Fashionable umbrellas for
fashionable people, any time, any place, any
where!
Bizzy came out of his secret door just about the time
the guest speaker arrived in the light garden. He took
one look at her and decided, for his own good, to look
and walk the other way. He just hoped she didn't make
too big a mess with that huge plate of food. It's hard
work keeping those rocks
clean.