Chuckles58 looks at the clock on the
wall in his office and realizes he is late for his
appointment. Leaping from his chair he hurries down the
alley to the spa 5 doors down. As he sits down in the
chair for his weekly pedicure, a drop-dead gorgeous
woman steps into the spa. His mouth drops open as she
makes her way across the room and sits beside him,
smiling all the while. She leans close, crooking her
finger at him to come closer. Spellbound, he leans
closer to the woman. In a husky whisper she asks, "Are
you Chuckles58?" He stammers, "Y-y-yes, I am." She hands
him an envelope. "You've just been served."
The Notice: PLAINTIFF:
KESTRYLL For willful and malicious intent to
discredit the reputation of one Kestryll you are hereby
served to appear before Judge Judy on May 1st at the
assigned hour. Should you fail to appear, you will be
sentenced to one year in the Teledahn prison which is
currently being run by badgers.
"Should you fail to
appear, you will be sentenced to one year in the
Teledahn prison which is currently being run by
badgers."
Ancient Badger suddenly had a
splitting headache,accompanied by gas, brought on by an
unshakable feeling of impending doom! Now where did that
Xtra Size Xtra strength bottle of Excedrin get off to?
With the incredibly frightning image
in his badger head and unsettled feeling that perhaps
more humans could be coming, Ancient One begins
searching in earnest. He finally found what he was
looking for. A secure cell of his own, padded of
course.
Elkae Dr. Elkae Knutsson, Dir., Dept. of
Stymied Peregrinations & Asinine Mischief, Inst. of Advanced
Exploration of Myst Worlds
posted
Ancient Badger was once a great and
powerful medicine man. But, as his grey cells began to
diminish, he tended to forget things. The healing blend
he was looking for was sitting in plain sight right
beside him. Had he been able to find his glasses
(perched atop his head) he would have seen
it.
About this time a young lady arrives, "I
am wanting to apply for a position that was advertised."
WANTED: A person to fill the directorship of a new
organization. No fundraising needed. Successful
applicant will have good people skills, and tolerance
for odd people and events. Good pay and benefits. Apply
in person, D'ni Internal Supply Co., the cavern,
Institution Neighborhood. "I can leave my resume if
there is no one available for an interview." She is
wondering if this is realy a good place to
work!!!!
After laughing herself off of her chair for the last
five pages...
Veronica looks the applicant (Cruiser)
over carefully. The lady is quite lovely and extremely
well-dressed, obviously a professional. Veronica knows
that Grizz instructed her to only take resumes and let
him do the interviews, but she feels insecure in her
position and feels intimidated by this newcomer. She
takes the resume and snaps, "Are you sure you would be
happy living underground? Do you suffer from
claustrophobia?"
Veronica glares at the new
applicant (Elly Mae) and retorts, "Please remove
yourself and that animal from these premises. Honestly,
do you think Grizz would hire someone dressed like
that?"
Remembering that he has things to do,
and since his vision was clearer after the sliced
cucumbers were removed from his eyes, he tried to back
out of the coffee break.
I'm sorry, I just
realized that I can't have coffee with you. I've given
up coffee since Juan Valdez ran over my dog on his
burro.
The drop-dead woman, obviously
disappointed, nodded her head and left the
spa.
After his pedicure, Chuckles returned to his
office and noticed a strange box outside the
door.
Not the shoes again!!!
There
was a label from Kestryll's delivery service. Apparently
Viv had picked up the box within five minutes of
Cordelia's receiving it. Unfortunately, the label was
marked through in red crayon, "Refused, return to
sender"
Clearly disappointed, he carried the
box back into his office. He sat down to the computer
and logged into EBay. He quickly typed in an auction
with a $500 "buy it now" price. He titled the
auction: Antique shoe collection, extremely
rare!
Within 10 minutes he received a
notification that the auction had been completed at the
$500 price. The buyer's email soon
followed:
"Please send the antique shoes
to: Dr. Elkae Knutsson Teledahn Prison, Cell #1,
The Big House"
Within 30 minutes, Viv had picked
up the box and delivered it to the Badger Age. The
badger guards, already feeling pleased with the praise
the received when they intercepted the badger fetishs
for the Aged One, felt he might be interested in this
delivery as well. ... They were
wrong.
---------------------------- "Where
are the donuts?" - Atrus (realMyst) Save URU Live
Experimental Program 1
The
woman blushes. "Why, of course I do! That would be just
lovely. Shall I wait right here?"
After laughing herself off of her chair for the last
five pages... 
~~~~Cruiser~~~~
"Hey!
We were here first," they cry in unison. It's a little
known fact that coffee and fig newtons are at the top of
the Bahro food group
pyramid.