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I need a Chuckles58 is a brat sign, please!!
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The crowd applauds as RW moves in front of the podium.
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There is nothing that I could offer that could begin to compare to the natural formations in that second photograph of Dr, Boatingirl's!
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Mockery RW
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While RW sits there, shocked, trying to compose his thoughts, Chuckles58 springs to action to keep the audience attention level up.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 17 years ... I don't like to interrupt her. <rimshot please>

Take my wife, please. From the back of the room, Merlin stands up and says "OK"
Chuckles glares at him until Merlin sits down and says "never mind"


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"Where are the donuts?" - Atrus (realMyst)
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RW states "Perhaps Veronica would like to amplify on her boats, I mean her thoughts concerning the size of the boats, I mean crystals." Blink I, need a drink!
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*boatingirl just sits there with her head in her hands* I cn't believe I messed up so badly, what will the professor think? Disapproval
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RW to the good Dr. "Actually, Dr boatingirl, I found the presentation most stimulating, from a scientific perspective of course. As we all did I am sure!

And where is the good Professor?
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With another lull in the presentation, Chuckles58 stands up again

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

When the boos finally died down, Chuckles58 slinked back to his seat in the back of the auditorium.

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Jokes courtesy of Rodney Dangerfield & Henny Youngman

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"Where are the donuts?" - Atrus (realMyst)
Save URU Live
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Professor Thietris, who had been taken from the Auditorium by Merlin prior to Dr. Boatingirl's speech, has just returned. He walks over to the Dr. and says quite earnestly, "I do apologize for missing your presentation. I am positive that it was quite illuminating and educational. Please feel free to present here again at anytime. Good day to you now." As the crowd begins to disburse, Dr. Boatingirl is surrounded by several gentlemen wanting a private word.
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*stammering* Thanks everyone, ah... I have to get back to the lab and... and study sandstone
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"Dr Boatingirl, it was the most stimulating use of visual presentation, that I believe I have seen used to present information on natural formations.

It was most revealing. I do not believe I will ever look at a crystal formation quite the same way again. Thankyou for such an interesting presentation." RW
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RW states "Perhaps Veronica would like to amplify on her boats, I mean her thoughts concerning the size of the boats, I mean crystals." Blink I, need a drink!


Veronica had overheard this remark and was quite pleased to do so. She ran back to the DISCO and came back with something special to show RW. Out of breath from running, she says, "Oh, I just had to show you my babies. It is not the best picture I have, but the only one I have here in the neighborhood."

Veronica encourages RW to look at the picture again. Wink2

[This message was edited by JadesDream on Thu April 22 2004 at 01:40 PM.]
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WOW! Veronica most impressive! That is indeed a beautiful set of boats you have there! Blink VeryHappy
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Excellent presentation, Miss Clea- I mean, Boatingirl. Sorry I missed it (RL, not your fault Merlin). Well done to all for keeping the audience entertained! Maybe we can have some more of these in the future.
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On the cell phone again

Yes dear, the presentation is over. It was very entertaining. ... um, yes I guess I did get up and tell a few jokes. ... oh, don't worry, they were just generic jokes, no particular theme to them ... yes, you're right, they were. Yes, both Rodney and Henny.

Oh, one last thing, we found out that Veronica's got big ... oops, can you hold sweetie, I've got another call.

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"Where are the donuts?" - Atrus (realMyst)
Save URU Live
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RW makes a mental note to try to find the Dale Carnegie books he had many years ago. He wanted to see if they offer any tips for this kind of situation.
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RW had not had a chance to grab lunch before the presentation and headed for the egg room to see what was available. He wondered where everyone had got off to so quickly as the area was very quiet.
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Professor T sips his cocoa and ponders on the Great Zero. It is such a central feature of the D'ni civilization, yet there is little literature on it. The D'ni must have been great scientists. But where were all the scientific papers and journals?

The professor thought he had calibrated the Great Zero - he had, in a way. But it had emitted light, and that apparently was not its correct function. XP2 had enabled recalibration, revealing the beam of neutrinos as it swept across the city. How did it work? What was generating the neutrinos? What was the function of the flowing water? And of the quartz crystals?

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire ...

The professor had put the scratchy old disc on the record player. He took another sip of cocoa. Soon he drifted off, thinking of a Christmas long ago, of his mother and father, and his brothers and sisters, the snow softly falling. So long ago ...

Cordelia came in and saw the sleeping squirrel. She gently took the empty mug from his paws and lifted the needle from the centre of the record. Why was he smiling?

"Goodnight Professor," she whispered.
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After tucking the professor snuggly in his drawer, Cordelia wonders back out in the empty hood. The Egg Room has been ransacked and there is no food left whatsoever. There are large black bags of garbage scattered around the fountain waiting for the garbage truck to come and collect in the morning.

She slowly walks up the stairs to the auditorium to see if any stragglers have remained in the hood. Maybe she was hoping that RW was still around. She recalls how proud she was that he had gone and stood up in front of so many people to give his little speech Smile

On seeing that all is quiet she decides that maybe it's time for her cocoa and bed so, gently placing her hand on her Relto book, she links out.

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Boatingirl and Veronica - just what I needed to end the day. And Chuckles, thank you so much for ditching those smelly trainers VeryHappy

Cordelia
Personal Assistant to Professor Thietris Squirrel,
CEO, President and Managing Director,
Institution of Advanced Exploration of Myst Worlds

An umbrella isn't just for Christmas, it's for life!

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