Whoopee! I'm the first poster on page
100! *Futilely attempts to pat himself on
his back*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Merlin
in the Institution and Mysti in the A&C Team Bahro
Agents Infiltration, Rescue, Espionage, and
Puzzle-Solving
"So what should we do now? Elkae is no
longer here, but we still need to get home..." said Dr
Warrell. "Well, let's rescue FM," suggested
Grassie. "But I don't want to be rescued! I'm going
to take over this age and be badger emperor!" FM said
loudly. "Sure, whatever Gehn, but maybe in your next
lifetime. It's time to go home," said MrD as he pushed
the door. Surprisingly, it was unlocked and the door
opened. "Hrm... some security they have here," Speedy
muttered. "NO! I'M NOT GOING WITH YOU!!!" FM
shouted. "Oh please don't make a fuss," Grassie said
as he came into the cell. "NOOOOOO! GUARDS!!!" FM
yelled. "Ukoi scared them away with this bongos,"
said Speedy as she entered the cell as well. "Ukoi?
That alien? He and that doctor are both evil! They're
going to fry our brains and then make them into some
sort of tort!" FM shouted. "Oh will someone please
hit him in the head!" Speedy moaned. Suddenly, a dart
came from nowhere and it hit FM in the neck. This was a
tranquilizer dart, and it make FM unconscious within 5
seconds. The forumites all turned around slowly.
Standing there was a badger guard, holding the dart gun,
a REALLY old looking badger, and Dr Osmostien. "He's
had too many mushrooms..." Dr Osmostien commented as he
shook his head. "Silly human. Even us badgers know
well enough not to eat the mushrooms. We had a weird
feeling about him when we saw the stamp, and then him
practicing some sort of leader chant got us really
worried... but thank you so much for taking him back! We
don't need his crazy lot in here," said the really old
badger. "Hrm... he doesn't look female... is this the
one you vere looking for?" asked Dr Osmostien. "No,
Elkae is not here..." said MrD. "She left a few hours
before you arrived. Sorry, but we when we tried to find
you, Dr Osmostien kept on hitting my messengers in the
head with the door while getting his paper," explained
the badger. "Oh... sorry about that..." explained Dr
Osmostien. "No worries. Only a few concussions.
Nothing too bad," said the old badger, and then he
turned to the forumites. "Now, it's time for you all to
go home. Follow me, and I can get you the book that
leads you out of here," said the old
badger.
Studying gives you knowledge.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. I am learning how to
be corrupt.
Merlin, you maybe the first one on page 100 now but the
forum has a nasty habit of moving posts around and in an
hour's time you may not be the first one any longer
Cordelia Personal
Assistant to Professor Thietris Squirrel, CEO,
President and Managing Director, Institution of
Advanced Exploration of Myst Worlds
An umbrella isn't just
for Christmas, it's for life!
-the
Evolution of a laugh, by MysteriousSage, inspired by
Speedy-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Merlin
in the Institution and Mysti in the A&C Team Bahro
Agents Infiltration, Rescue, Espionage, and
Puzzle-Solving
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Merlin
in the Institution and Mysti in the A&C Team Bahro
Agents Infiltration, Rescue, Espionage, and
Puzzle-Solving
While Merlin is taking Ronda to the
cavern roof he sends a telepathy-gram to
Mysti.
*Mysti, I need a favor*
*What is
it?*
*I'm busy taking Ronda to the ceiling, but
there's an area in the Institution I think needs some
more exploration*
*Okay, I will go explore, but
when you get back, I'm of to the A&C*
*Very
well*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Merlin
in the Institution and Mysti in the A&C Team Bahro
Agents Infiltration, Rescue, Espionage, and
Puzzle-Solving
Thietris Professor Thietris Squirrel, CEO,
President and Managing Director, Institution of Advanced Exploration
of Myst Worlds
posted
Cordelia, we've reached page 100! This
would never have been possible without your friendship
and dedication. Please join in me in a glass of
champagne. ... What are you doing with that
oar?
"Professor, you are too kind. A glass of
champagne would be lovely. What am I doing with this
oar? Well someone told me I should paddle my own
canoe....."
Cordelia Personal
Assistant to Professor Thietris Squirrel, CEO,
President and Managing Director, Institution of
Advanced Exploration of Myst Worlds
An umbrella isn't just
for Christmas, it's for life!
Thietris Professor Thietris Squirrel, CEO,
President and Managing Director, Institution of Advanced Exploration
of Myst Worlds
posted
Nice one, Cordelia! May I propose a
toast to Pepsi, in the hope that she never has to do
with this thread what she's doing with the Bahro Caves
thread!
Experimental Program 1
Merlin, you maybe the first one on page 100 now but the
forum has a nasty habit of moving posts around and in an
hour's time you may not be the first one any longer 
An umbrella isn't just
for Christmas, it's for life!
Merlin, it's not this
page you have to worry about. If there's any garbage
removal on previous pages, you'll be back on 99 with the
rest of us. 
