Thietris Professor Thietris Squirrel, CEO,
President and Managing Director, Institution of Advanced Exploration
of Myst Worlds
posted
Professor T had a fitful night's sleep.
The escape from the Daleks was still playing on his
mind. It had been one of the hairiest moments of his
life. He recalled how the Daleks had been deactivated
just at the moment he was about to be exterminated. It
had certainly been a close shave. He wondered if the SFS
Lewis & Clark was still sailing the heavens,
and what hapless explorer may be seeking the help of
"assistants". Well, any further research on that would
have to be deferred.
Thietris Professor Thietris Squirrel, CEO,
President and Managing Director, Institution of Advanced Exploration
of Myst Worlds
posted
It was a decidedly chilly morning in the
Institution. Professor T awoke and immediately started
to shiver. In fact, he felt ... odd. His beady eyes
peered over the top of the desk drawer. The classroom
looked normal enough. He looked down at
himself.
A cry was heard to echo through the
Institution. It sounded a bit
like:
Elkae Dr. Elkae Knutsson, Dir., Dept. of
Stymied Peregrinations & Asinine Mischief, Inst. of Advanced
Exploration of Myst Worlds
posted
Meanwhile, back at Elkae's Relto, the
paper boy arrived. Unfortunately, he tossed the paper
into the pond. Elkae fished it out and attacked the Help
Wanted ads with her hair dryer.
"I'm fired. I
know it. Nobody in this place can keep a secret for more
than five minutes. I never should have let those
[edit: That was unkind. Scratch bozos, insert
people]
[edit2: scratch people; Speedy's a bird
and I'm not sure what Quahog is; insert hoodmates]
talk me into it."
Proud Member ~~~~~~~~~ There's no
place like home (except the Institution) ~~~~~~~~~
[This
message was edited by Elkae on Mon May 17 2004 at 01:07
AM.]
Veronica
respectfully requests that Professor Thietris please
stay away from her wardrobe on her Relto, even though he
is currently <cough> exposed and in need of
clothing.
I once had a baby
hamster that looked like that, but that was when he was
first born.
Mysti Sage Researcher/Adventurer for the
Institute for Advanced Exploration of Myst Worlds
posted
LOL
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Member Researcher/Adventurer for the Institute for
Advanced Exploration of Myst Worlds NICE
(Numbingly Interested and Curious Explorer)
Mysti Sage Researcher/Adventurer for the
Institute for Advanced Exploration of Myst Worlds
posted
Both Merlin and Mysti hear the
Professor's exclaimation. However, Merlin, knowing the
reason, doesn't go to him. But Mysti does.
He
walks into the classroom.
"Hello? Is something
wrong?"
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Member Researcher/Adventurer for the Institute for
Advanced Exploration of Myst Worlds NICE
(Numbingly Interested and Curious Explorer)
Thietris Professor Thietris Squirrel, CEO,
President and Managing Director, Institution of Advanced Exploration
of Myst Worlds
posted
Ah, Mysti. Thank goodness someone's
here. I'm not coming out of my drawer for, er, personal
reasons. Do you think you get me a nice warm coat,
please? DISCO will probably have one.
Mysti Sage Researcher/Adventurer for the
Institute for Advanced Exploration of Myst Worlds
posted
"Of course, Professor. I'll be back in a
moment," says Mysti.
He walks out and goes to the
DISCO.
"Nobody's here I see. I'll just find what
I want and leave some money," thinks
Mysti.
------- 5 minutes later
---------
"Here you are Professor, a
squirrel-sized environmentally friendly coat," says
Mysti as he hands it
over.
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Member Researcher/Adventurer for the Institute for
Advanced Exploration of Myst Worlds NICE
(Numbingly Interested and Curious Explorer)
Mysti Sage Researcher/Adventurer for the
Institute for Advanced Exploration of Myst Worlds
posted
I
didn't think it would be wise to give you a mink coat.
OT:
"Is there
anything else, Professor?" asks
Mysti.
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Member Researcher/Adventurer for the Institute for
Advanced Exploration of Myst Worlds NICE
(Numbingly Interested and Curious Explorer)
Speedy
flew up to her nest in the balcony of some old mansion.
Ahh, how good it will feel to sleep again in familiar
territory, she thought, as she got comfortable. Just
as she closed her eyes, she heard a loud
"ARgggggggghhhhhhhhh!" Thietris is awake, she thought
as she drifted off to a dreamless sleep.
Thietris Professor Thietris Squirrel, CEO,
President and Managing Director, Institution of Advanced Exploration
of Myst Worlds
posted
Yes, Mysti. If you can find out any
information regarding this heinous plot to shave the
professor, leading to, er, a denouement, please let me
know. You don't happen to know who the perpetrators
were, do you?
Guys, what
medicine laughter is for the heart! My heart is a lot
healthier this morning and lighter. I've been laughing
my..well..I was.. anyway, it was hilarious! Well done!
Thietris, your
new clean shaven look is...is...is..well...minamilistic?
I am sure it will all grow back bushier then before!
You know
Thietris, I understand the gals go for that bald look.
No doubt your going to be a real magnet! I expect there
will be a lot of female activity around your office now.
However will the work get done?
[This message was edited by rw. on Mon May 17
2004 at 08:24 AM.]
[This message was edited by
rw. on Mon May 17 2004 at 08:27 AM.]
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Ack! Oh no, Thietris! Not
again!
I once had a baby
hamster that looked like that, but that was when he was
first born. 
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est place to
chill!
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